In the words of Tom Collins,

 

Merry Christmas, bitches.

My cup of anger overfloweth

Check this article from last Sunday's paper representing our wonderful region.  

And please try to understand why I hate my fellow white trash residents. Get the fuck over yourselves, already. No one else even likes nascar, hunting raccoons, fucking their sister, or the confederate flag. get the hell out of my state, you goddamn nazis!  

Here's my favorite bigoted, prejudiced, racist asinine line of absolute shit: "I don't want my children knowing anything about that religion whatsoever," said Jamye Matlon, mother of two Porter Lakes students. "I don't understand why they don't go to a private school to begin with." Matlon, like other mothers, refused to address her kids' questions about the presentation for two reasons: "I'm not gonna answer because No. 1, I don't know," she said, "and No. 2, they don't need to know it."  

What the fuck is wrong with people?!?!